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20 Ridiculous Phrases Guys Use to Break Up with Girls

According to the dating experiment and the girls’ experience, “It’s not you, it’s me.” line is the most ridiculous statement guys have come up with to break up with girls. There is much more!

I’ve put together a list of 20 Ridiculous Male Separation Statements I’ve heard so far and my translation of what they really mean.

Have you heard any better of these? Please share them, let’s complete this list together! 😉

“I am NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP, BUT IF I WERE… IT WOULD BE YOU!”

“I’m still not ready to spend the rest of my life lying with someone, but if I am, it could be you.”

“I STILL REALLY CARE FOR YOU.”

“… Not enough to actually date you or spend a lot of time with you. But I still care! ”

“I HIGHLY WANT TO BE A FRIEND AND TO BE KNOWN AFTER ALL OF THAT.”

“Can you get me together with your hot friends after I’m over leaving you?”

“I NEED TO REALLY FOCUS NOW (FILL THE GAP… SCHOOL, JOB, EVERYTHING).”

“I don’t think you would welcome this breakup well, but you can’t argue with it.”

“I AM MOVING TO OR WITH A FOREIGN COUNTRY, BUT I WILL CALL YOU WHEN I RETURN.”

“I have to get away from you as soon as possible!”

“YOU CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN ME!”

“And I know I can do much better than you!”

“IT WAS SO GOOD TO KNOW YOU, BUT I HOPE WE HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH OTHERS.”

“I’ve already met someone I prefer to spend more time with.”

“I HAVE FEAR OF COMMITMENT.”

“I have a fear of staying connected to you for life!”

“I FEEL DROUGHT AND I NEED SOME SPACES.”

“You’re getting into my business too, very fast – I’m ready to get you out.”

“THE MAN WHO MARRIED YOU IS VERY LUCKY!”

“I hope I’m not so lucky!”

“I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHERS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.”

“I’m already sleeping with someone else and I’m telling you this before you find out.”

“I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU, BUT I JUST WANT TO TAKE A TIME.”

“I want to try sleeping around, but keep you close in case you can’t find someone else.”

“THERE ARE MANY PROBLEMS THAT I NEED TO WORK ON NOW.”

“My main problem is that I just don’t care that much about you.”

“I FEEL THAT YOU ARE MORE FRIEND FOR ME THAN A GIRL.”

“You are not as cute as when we started dating.”

“I JUST NEED MORE.”

“I’m not sure what yet, but I’m a little bored and this line really sounds convincing.”

“I STILL NOT END MY OLD LOVE.”

Ah. This is probably true.

“I WISH WE WERE MEET FIVE YEARS AFTER THAT.”

“I’m not really that mature right now, but I’ll probably be five years from now and then I could be a great boyfriend / husband!”

“WE ARE IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES!”

“I am in this place called I Want to Drink, Party and Sleep Around, and you are in this place called Let’s Settle down, and these two places do not go well together.”

“I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOU.”

“Please don’t tell your friends I’m a mess, because I might want to date some of them.”

“I THINK WE HAVE CLOSED VERY CLOSE, VERY FAST.”

“If you put your toothbrush next to mine in the bathroom, that really scared me.”

Post it in the comments and let me know the worst of all you’ve heard! There must be a lot I missed …

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